The Fourth of July is behind us, and if you haven’t seen them yet, you haven’t been paying attention. The beetles are back!
Japanese beetles live very short life spans in which to fit their two favorite - and only – activities: Eating holes in your lawn and Making hundreds of little baby beetles, a.k.a. grubs. The grubs do the lawn eating until they’re big enough to move on to lawn orgies and maintaining the eat and spawn cycle.
Life as a summer beetle ain’t all that complicated.
Neither is the solution for your lawn.
Don’t be like me last year. At some point I decided not to do anything about the annually anticipated Dance of the Beetles. I hadn’t noticed much beetle “dancing” is the two previous seasons, so I thought, “What the heck? What’s the worst that can happen?” Then I decided to complicate the problem by not reacting when we observed larger-than-normal beetles frolicking in what was certainly a form of promiscuous insect shenanigans right on the front lawn!
Well, they didn’t look like your run-of-the-mill Japanese beetles.
Yes, sometimes I need to be roused with a hard swat about the head with heavy bag of You’re-Such-An-Idiot!
That hard swat came in the form of serious dead spots and chunks of lawn you could rollup like a dead body in your aunt’s heirloom Persian rug. It was not a good September, lawn-wise or for the body.
After a lot of work to fix what beetles had wrought, I decided to go all microbiological warfare, consisting of a tedious application of the dreaded milky spore! Dreaded by humans for it’s pain-in-the-nether-regions application process. Dreaded by the beetles because … well, it’s not a nice way to depart the lawn-eating, baby-beetle-making circle-of-life.
You can read about it in the linked post; but trust me I wouldn’t want to be the beetle larvae that eats from the wrong grass root. But effective it supposedly is, offering up to ten years of grub protection as the spore grows and multiplies. No worries to you, the kids, your dog, or that body in auntie’s Persian rug. The milky spore is harmless to all other species!
At this point however, I’m playing a coy waiting game. I should have years of protection, but the milky spore needs to grow and multiply through the – ahem – judicious use of fresh and living beetle larvae. (The icky body in the Persian rug part.)
Anyways, I figure a year or two before I’m home free and no longer in need of expensive grub treatments, often the most expensive lawn treatment for which you will normally pay. My plan was to apply the usual grub treatment, that is until struck with the thought that I need healthy grub “hosts” to make the milky spore effective.
Such a conundrum! Forego the recommended grub treatment to allow healthy grubs to feast on my lawn so to initiate their untimely and horrific death.
Now where did I put that carpet …???
For those of you not opting for the hideous milky spore solution to control your bug issues, make sure you purchase and apply your grub treatment this weekend. Once you see beetles cavorting on your lawn, it’s probably too late.
As for my lawn beetles …
You can run; but you can’t hide!