Stream of thought during the Dog Days of Summer

It’s been one of those periods where writing – about anything – has not been at the top of my priorities list.  Health issues in the family, an upcoming wedding, Summer doldrums, political burnout and a general lack of enthusiasm all combine to muffle my desire to speak in the public square.

Certainly this too shall pass.  But in the meantime, some random thoughts and musings.

  • I’m already sick and tired of discussing politics and especially of reading others “discussing” politics.  More like “disgusting” politics …  Nothing but two groups standing on the sides of a deep chasm tossing insults and epithets at each other.  I am no saint in this regard if judged by my past internet history, so I will toss no stones from my glass house.  But here’s a thought … If you cannot stake out a thoughtful position and defend it intellectually without having to denigrate the character and motivations of the opposition, you are not helping find solutions; you’re only making the chasm bigger.
  • To the guy in the Audi, chattering away on his cell phone trying to edge out in front of me from the Dunkin Donuts after getting your bagel and Dunkaccino:  Sorry, but you weren’t sitting through three cycles of the traffic light before you tried the I’m-too-busy-on-my-important-cell-phone-call-to-bother-waiting-like-everyone-else trick.  I have a Rule of Thumb for these occasions:  If you are sitting there at the driveway as I pull up, I will gladly allow you to exit into traffic in front of me.  But if you pull up as I’m sitting there – especially when I have been sitting in heavy traffic for a spell, you are subject to the vagaries of my

    Steve Van Buren

    current Commute Mood.  Your worst scenario is waiting until the next traffic opportunity presents itself.  Sorry …

  • Melky Cabrerra, Barry Bonds, Roger Clemens, Mark McGwire, and now Lance Armstrong … I’m really regretting holding athletes in such high esteem based on their ability to play children’s games.  Seems like more and more of them cannot manage to do what they do for a living without cheating like riverboat flim-flam artists.
  • And yet despite the above, a tip of the hat to recently passed Steve Van Buren, an athlete from a time when men simply strapped on the pads and went at each other mano-y-mano without the need for pharmaceutical enhancement!  Beer seemed to fit them just fine.  (Read Ray Didinger’s column on memories of Van Buren.)
  • Medical researchers claim to have the Happiness Gene that is apparently effective in women but not so for men.  Several thoughts here … a) That women need a gene to make them happy is not surprising.  For us guys, happiness is as close as our golf clubs, fishing and hunting gear, television, or the ever elusive “happy woman”.  b) How long will it take medical researchers to figure out where the female Happiness Gene has been hiding since Adam ate the apple Eve made him eat?!?
  • Wait for it now … “Oh yeah … Well, if you guys weren’t such ——- ——- —–, WE wouldn’t NEED a Happiness Gene!!!”
  • Some will say I am Brave, Stupid, or Reckless.  Actually I’m just glad my wife thinks my blog is pointless and rarely reads it!

Here’s to more productive writing days in the future!

Disenfranchised by Politics or Apathy?

Judge Robert Simpson

Judge Robert Simpson

Wednesday’s decision by Commonwealth Court Judge Robert Simpson to uphold the new Pennsylvania voter ID law was neither surprising nor was it the final word on the mater.  Simpson’s decision is just the first step in a judicial review process that will definitely end up in Pennsylvania’s Supreme Court and perhaps even wind its way to the U.S. Supreme Court. 

To make matters worse for those who oppose the law, Judge Simpson laid out a detailed, well-reasoned 70-page opinion supporting the Pennsylvania legislature’s power to regulate elections in this way, and refused to issue an injunction that would hold off implementation of the law’s requirements until the Supreme Court of Pennsylvania hears the inevitable appeal.  Despite moving testimony from individuals who claimed unnecessary burdens to exercising their right to vote, Simpson found that the law applies equally to all Pennsylvanians in a politically neutral, non-discriminatory manner.

As a result, the law will be viewed as constitutional in Pennsylvania until such time as adequate proof can be mustered to support claims of discriminatory restriction.  This is a daunting task for the critics.  And even considering the normal route to challenge such laws in federal court as an affront to the Voting Rights Act, the law’s opponents face the reality that a similar law – applied by Indiana in 2008 – was found constitutional by the U.S. Supreme Court.

Simpson’s ruling appears to remove the specter that the law’s requirements are too difficult to meet in the 5 months between its March 2012 passage and the November election.  Opposition to the law attempted to feed just such a perception through tales of elderly and poor working class voters at the mercy of inconsistent documentation requirements and inadequately trained clerks in far off, hard to reach PENNDOT offices.  

Victory on appeal is going to be a tough nut to crack now that Judge Simpson has laid out a solid footing for its constitutionality.  

By now you have heard all the arguments; listened to the vitriol from those on both sides of the issue; gotten into a few heated discussions; and perhaps, came to decide for yourself whether Pennsylvania’s new voter ID law is a legitimate attempt to further secure our vote or a blatant attempt by one political party to gain an election year advantage over their opponents. 

As I am often motivated to do in such cases where most of the obvious arguments have already been made, I suggest we leave legal wranglings to the judges, the lawyers, and the politicians; and instead, let’s take a look at how the law has affected voter and political behavior.

Philadelphia Councilman Bill Green

Already we have numerous election officials, exclusively Democrats, who now say they will not enforce the legally passed, Court-affirmed election law.  From poll watchers to at least one Judge of Elections we hear from those who have decided to take interpretation of the law into their own hands and will not enforce the law.  In Philadelphia, City Councilman Bill Green tweeted, “Let them come and enforce it!  If WE believe it violates the Constitution, we have the RIGHT to keep our OATH.”  (Emphasis added.)  

And suddenly all those suspicions about urban politicians ginning up election numbers based on their own, personal interpretation of what is “constitutional” and lawful do not seem all that far-fetched.

Personally, I have been muttering for weeks over the inconsistent coverage the voter ID issue has received in local media.  On television news, you rarely hear a word about the new law.  Yet newspapers and on-line media outlets – like our local Patch network – have been a constant resource for discussions of the law’s requirements, the difficulties experienced in its execution, and in a lot of cases reader-fueled demagoguery over the motivations of both politicians and activists.  All good stuff when it meshes with the goal promoting awareness of the new law and its requirements far in advance of Election Day

On the other hand, my normal paper ‘n ink habit – The Philadelphia Inquirer – killed many a tree on some days running multiple articles from different perspectives, overwhelmingly in opposition to the voter ID law.  That anyone would be surprised by that would be … well … surprising.  And yet, even their attempts to portray the law as an onerous affront to voting rights provided an interesting peek at the REAL problem that should be scaring the bejesus out of Pennsylvania’s Democrats.

In a July 12 article, Karen Heller of The Philadelphia Inquirer reported that only 2744 Pennsylvanians had obtained new voter photo identification.  

That’s only 0.28% (based on the most draconian predictions of 1 million potentially disenfranchised voters) have pursued the documentation and ID requirements to a successful conclusion.  This phenomena cannot be attributed to any unreasonable level of documentation requirements, or even those claims that PENNDOT’s ID-issuing system is not up to the task.

0.28% … My own attempts to downplay the 1 million voter claim would bump that all the way up to 0.6%!

There is no doubt on my part that the claims of 1 million affected voters was way overstated.  Yet by even the most conservative estimates,  the response in active attempts to obtain the necessary ID goes beyond the definition of “anemic”.  Even if one takes a leap of faith that new voter IDs issued before November grows by several orders of magnitude, the end result would fall woefully short of what anyone could define as an honest attempt on the part of the potentially disenfranchised to meet the law’s requirements.  

0.28 % … It suggests rather loudly that not enough people care.  That to them the effort isn’t worth it.  What this says about the Pennsylvania electorate goes so much deeper than nefarious plots to influence the outcome of an election or the prospect of hundreds of illegal voters flooding inner city polling places.  It’s an admission that many voters simply don’t care; don’t pay attention; and perhaps worse of all, don’t want to make any effort to comply with a simple authentication requirement.

0.28% = Not even trying …

Cranky Man’s Lawn Epistles ’12: Getting ready for the Fall growing season

Happy Lawn Days are here again!

Wet, humid conditions in our Southeast corner of Pennsylvania have resurrected our Summer-baked lawns with damp air and plentiful rains.  A quick look around your neighborhood will reveal lawns much greener than should be expected for mid-August, especially if you followed the rules for helping your lawn beat the heat.  Those of us, who value the work and money spent on keeping our lawns green and vibrant, appreciate what a bit of Summer rain and the prospects for cooler temperatures will bring.

Now is the time to set up your lawn for the Fall growing season!

The biggest advantage September will bring are cooler nights.  Even when temps hit the 90s during Indian Summer, the cooler nights allow for substantial dew falls that effectively water your lawn ever so slightly every day.  This combination of warm days and cool, dewy nights are perfect conditions for grass growth.

Here are several things you can do to get the maximum benefit out the September to mid-November growing season:

Dethatching rake

1. Clear dead matted grass where it exists in large patches.

For this I recommend a good dethatching rake; although if you have significant dead grass issues, you may want to look into renting a dethatching machine (a.k.a. lawn comb).  Using the dethatching rake, look for those areas where the dead grass is thick and covering the ground.  Then use your mower to mulch the dead growth into the soil.  Removing dead grass will provide a good bed for dropping seed and will allow existing grass plants to spread and fill in bare spots.

2. Aerate

Most home owners probably aerate in the Spring, many in the Fall.  Some aerate twice a year.  Aerating is an important step in

How core aerator works

lawn health by reducing soil compaction caused by foot traffic and normal settling.  Aerating allows air and nutrients to penetrate the soil, helping roots grow deeper and healthier.

Use a core aerator as opposed to a spike aerator.  The core aerator removes a plug of soil each time it penetrates, whereas a solid spike aerator simply compresses the soil even further, defeating the purpose of aerating.  For maximum effectiveness wait for wet weather to soften up the ground.  Plugs that result from aerating will naturally decay and provide additional food for the lawn.

Personally, I will aerate only once every other year, since my lawn no longer gets the foot traffic (i.e. kids) it used to.  I never got around to doing it in this past Spring, when the wet weather makes aerating easier.  Hopefully, I’ll get to it weather-permitting this Fall.

3. To “Weed & Feed” or “Seed and Fertilize”?

Do one or the other, not both!

If you experience a lot of brown or bare spots that need attention, overseeding after you clear out dead growth and applying a Starter fertilizer would be the way to go.  Make sure you this happen no later than mid-September (Labor Day weekend is ideal.) to take maximum advantage of favorable Fall weather.  If you decide to put down new seed, DO NOT apply a Weed & Feed product.  The weed portion of the weed & feed treatment will prevent new grass seed from germinating.

Weed & Feed is the way to go however, if you decide not to overseed.  Even if you applied a Weed & Feed in the Spring, another application in the Fall will give your lawn a boost in growth, and provides weed-free momentum to your lawn that will help keep weeds away next Spring!

4.  Water

Man's other Best Friend

Man’s other Best Friend

Yes, the weather has been delightfully wet recently.  But all we need is a stretch of 7-10 days of dry, hot days and all our work could be undone, especially if you decided to put seed down.  So keep an eye on the forecast; be mindful of your lawn’s condition; and drag out the hose and sprinkler, if you’re not fortunate enough to have an in-ground irrigation system.

5. When the leaves start falling

Make sure you get excess leaves and debris off your grass as much as is practicable.  Ensure your lawn isn’t covered by a choking layer of dead leaves when the weather turns cold.  Dead leaves left to blanket your grass – especially once the snow starts falling – can destroy what grass plants are there underneath.

I have several large trees on neighboring properties, but only a small one in my front yard.  I have learned my lesson from Falls past, and worry about removing dead leaves only after most – if not all – the trees have lost their leaves.  Otherwise, you will be out there all Fall long.  Work smart, not hard!

6.  Winterfeed

The last step for the Fall, is a Winter feeding that should be applied no later than mid-November.  The Winter feed goes right to the grass roots and is stored there over the Winter.  Once Spring arrives, the root-stored nutrients will give your lawn a growth boost to start the season off right.

Now get to work; and Good Luck out there!

(Cautionary Tale: These tips are based on my experience alone.  I offer no illusions of formal turf training or professional experience.  This is solely what seems to work for me and my Southeast Pennsylvania lawn.  Always proceed with caution and be mindful of conditions in your specific region.)

Eat mor kow!

“Eat mor Kow!”

That would have been the best reaction to the strong position against gay marriage struck by Dan Cathy, CEO of the Chick-Fil-A franchise system.  If you disagree, you simply take your appetite – and your money – somewhere else.

Cathy’s stated position was a lightening rod for LGBT proponents for recognition of gay unions.  That he held these positions was no surprise to anyone who knows even the least of Chick-Fil-A’s corporate development and very public record.  That he dared express those views was treated as if he single-handedly threatened the civil rights of every non-hetero American.

Usually, I don’t allow myself to get caught up in these social battles.  But it was the reaction of officials from several large U.S. cities that prompted to me to leap to Cathy’s defense.

When you hear government officials of any stripe talking about running a prominent and successful businessman out of “their city” for doing nothing else but expressing his opinion, consistent with his long-held religious beliefs and personal philosophy, you should be compelled to object! 

From cities like Philadelphia, Boston, New York City and Chicago you heard local officials threaten to close Chick-Fil-A franchises or to deny them business opportunities.  And that’s when I decided to stand up for Dan Cathy’s freedom to express his views free from retribution by those who did not agree.  This was also the basis for such actions as the Same Sex Kiss Day planned by LGBT groups targeting Chick-Fil-A franchises.  The objective is to embarrass the public face of the Chick-Fil-A corporation in an attempt to shut them up.  

These are exactly the kind of politicians of whom you should really be afraid.  The ones who will condemn a successful corporation and endorse efforts to deny it business opportunities based on the expression of an unpopular opinion.  If they will stoop to that level over a position on a social issue, imagine what they might do if … say … you balked at their sugary drink policy or refused to donate to their political party!   

But their suggested sanctions won’t hurt Chick-Fil-A.  Given the support the restaurant chain received yesterday, I’m certain Cathy would have no problem moving his franchises and JOBS out to the suburbs.

Warrington Chick-Fil-A crowd

Based on the reactions seen all over the country on Wednesday. Chick-Fil-A may very well experience the best single week in terms of retail sales than ever before.  When I attempted to treat the wife to Chick-Fil-A takeout Wednesday evening (Yeah, she was a bit flummoxed.), we could not get close to their Warrington, PA location.  The standing line went out the door and threaded itself far enough along to wrap around the building at least once.  The drive-thru line went around the building, out the driveway, and hundreds of yards down PA Rt 611.  Reports had the wait for service running between 60-90 minutes at 7:00 PM!

Many of those who made the trek and withstood the lines (We decided not to.), certainly were motivated by former presidential candidate Mike Huckabee’s original social media call to honor Cathy’s stand against gay marriage.  But many – like I – were simply there to recognize and support Cathy’s right to believe what he believes; to speak freely in accordance with those beliefs; and to be free of intimidation and punitive action by those who disagree … particularly those in government with no legal basis to judge or penalize such expressions.    

The LGBT/Chick-Fil-A confrontation is a challenging lesson in the demands of American citizenship.  Freedom of Speech requires that you endure messages and viewpoints that are guaranteed to make your blood boil.  That’s what Freedom of Speech requires at its very core. 

The question really comes down to this … Are you strong enough to LIVE what you claim to embrace?