Good news: We did get our Philly Inquirer today!
Bad news: I found it with the snow blower.
Was discussing the beautiful light blue hue today’s heavy snow had as you dug into its depth. Asked my neighbor, “What do you call snow when it’s blue like this?” He replied with a grunt, “Heavy (insert your favorite off-color adjective) blue snow!
How do you stop the snow plows from sealing in your driveway?
Who gets to clear your neighbor’s driveway because they left two days ago for Florida?
Somebody else …