Cranky Man’s Lawn ’13: Following up on a good Spring

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When the plan comes together just right, the payoff can be very rewarding.  If you have performed all the recommended treatments, your lawn might look like mine … The Best it has looked in years!

All the Spring lawn projects have been completed, including a long overdue aerating and a seed ‘n feed in one troublesome area in the backyard.  Mother Nature has cooperated with a run of cool, sunny weather and just enough rain to keep the momentum on the growing.  The lawn is quite remarkably absent of any weeds.  The turf is thick, long and a healthy dark green.

Enjoy it while you can before the heat of Summer begins its attack!

The one promise you can always count on when it comes to lawn care is that there is always something else to do … especially in Spring … especially when Summer is right around the corner.

If you have visited Cranky Man’s Lawn in the past, you might recall tirades of mine about a good lawn in the Spring is only half the battle.  My buddy, Bob, still gives me grief about a post a few years ago by reminding me – when I speak loftily about my Spring turf – that “Everyone’s lawn looks good in April!

True that is, even for May!

I won’t belabor all the points made previously.  You can indulge yourself here  or here …

What I can do is summarize a few keys points …

  • Let your lawn grow longer BEFORE it gets hotter.  Pay attention to the heat index and act accordingly.
  • If you have a contractor cutting your grass, tell him to cut the grass higher.  They will cut it as short as they can in case they miss a week due to inclement weather.

Remember what my grandpappy used to say …

“A fairway in May, will be a runway in August!”

  • If you don’t have an in-ground irrigation system, buy a decent lawn sprinkler and use it.  Watering every 2-3 days, if rain is not in the forecast, can make a world of difference.
  • Don’t discourage over browning grass.  If you let the grass grow sufficiently, the grass-roots will be protected enough – most times – under excessive heat and dryness even if the grass itself looks like death.
  • Pray for rainy days or moderate thunderstorms during the Dog Days.
I call this picture  "Shadow of a Cranky Man"

I call this picture
“Shadow of a Cranky Man”

Finally, about now in the my neck of Southeast Pennsylvania, more than a few lawn owners in the Obsessive-Compulsive category are bemoaning the need to bag lawn clippings for their thick, luxurious, rain-fed lawns.  The Solution?  Cut it more often!

OK, probably not The Answer you wanted to hear.

But cutting your lawn every three days, instead once a week, will eliminate the need to bag your clippings (if you have a decent mulching mower and the lawn is not too wet).  It may not sound like much, but it’s a nice change of pace to all that bending, lifting, dumping, moving …

And if you’re working something like the Lose It! app for weight loss …

Hey, 640 calories for an hour-and-a-half of pushing the grass eater!

Diet by App – May 13

The continuing saga of Better Living through the Lose It! iPhone app.

What have I lost?  Four-month old black bear cub weighs 12 pounds.

What have I lost?
Four-month old black bear cub weighs 12 pounds.

Starting weight:  236 (Feb 18)

Goal Weight:  200

Plan:  Lose one-and-a-half pounds a week

Daily Calorie Budget:  1940 per day  (Started at 2020/day)

Goal Achievement:  August 3 19 24 Sept 5

Weight on April 10:  225.0

Weight today:  224.0

Another two weeks, another pound …

My only complaint so far about the Lose It! app is it’s overly optimistic calorie budgeting.  According to my original plan creation, I should be losing 1 1/2 pounds a week.  As I have been very faithful in my inputs – both food intake and caloric output – throughout the process, I can only assume metabolism is the variable.

I’m no saint, and might fall off the wagon once or twice a week; but not to the extent – calorie wise – that would limit my weight lose to 1/2 pound a week.  Usually these bouts of non-compliance have more to do with events and social occasions.  I might partake of added calories, but I generally keep it relatively healthy.

Even my night-time snacking has improved immensely.  And though it hasn’t disappeared completely, I have been able to limit it considerably and dutifully account for those calories in an effort to keep myself honest.

Pretty certain there’s a metabolic connection to the differences between the Plan and the Result.  Lose It! is after all a fairly simple calorie counting program.  There is no attempt to account for anything other than the straight caloric inputs and outputs one experiences during the day.

I’m pretty sure there has to be a difference between how a 50+ male and a 25 year-old male burn off calories or metabolize their food intake.  There are weeks where I feel as though I have burned a lot more calories than my progress demonstrates.

Yet I guess I can’t complain because I’m still losing.  It’s just taking longer than I expect.

If you take a look at the data presented at the beginning of each post, you can see where the goal achievement date has been pushed from early August into early September now.  This is automatically recalculated by Lose It! each weigh-in based on your progress-to-date.

I’m simply in for a longer haul than I had hoped.  But maybe this way the changes in behavior will last a lifetime.

Cliff diving, Philly style

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Roy Halladay

Back in December I poked a bit of fun at the hysterics surrounding the fiscal cliff federal budget scenario.  It was fun because anyone with a pulse could readily assume that the horrors predicted would be more limited and less painful than predicted by the politicians and media pundits.

But when you start to talk about the ill fortunes of Philadelphia sports teams

Well, it’s only “fun” until the losses pile up so high that the fans start turning on the hometown stars.  Then it gets ugly fast.

The latest bit of Philadelphia Phillies bad news – Roy Halladay‘s shoulder – sent a good number of fans, prodded along by the vultures of local talk radio, searching their basements for the torches and pitchforks.

“It’s Amaro’s fault for bringing in a bunch of old guys!”

“Charlie let them pitch too long into games!”

“Dubee couldn’t coach a Little League pitcher!”

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Picture Halladay Phillies road jersey
and hair on fire

Cliff diving for the Philadelphia sports fan usually includes a running start, a full-throated scream, and the lighting afire of whatever hair they have yet to pull out watching Jimmy Rollins’ first-pitch swings or Ryan Howards’ bewilderment with left-handed breaking balls.

Hence there has been talk about a “fire sale” and which players would be the best trade bait ; which potential free agents should be signed or allowed to walk; and whether the team should fire Manuel now or wait until the official funeral in October.

Spare me the drama, please!

In the NL East standings, the Phlailin’s are 5 games out of 1st Place (prior to the San Francisco series) with ONLY 129 games remaining!

A lot can happen in 30 games, let alone 4 times that many.  And no team should be in a position at this point of the season where the loss of one pitcher – even a multiple Cy Young Award winner (Halladay: 2003, 2010) – spells doom for a team’s season.

One possibility many fans are missing is the very real prospect that the Phightin’s pitching rotation could actually be STRONGER without the every-five-game struggles of present-day Roy Halladay.  With the emergence of Jonathan Pettibone as a promising contributor (at least in the early stages of his first cycle through the National League), it’s not hard to consider the chances that a Tyler Cloyd or an Adam Morgan (Jesse Biddle is not ready.) … could step up and at the very least, improve on the typical 2013 Halladay outing.

Kendrick has some guns.

Kendrick has a gun!

Certainly one can argue that Kyle Kendrick has demonstrated his credentials for moving up to #3 in the rotational pecking order and contributing significantly.  On most MLB teams those 4 and 5-slot rotation pitchers are a toss-up and a prayer.  Just how much worse – or better – could a pair of young arms out of the Phillies farm system do?

I’m willing to keep a smile on my face and give the kids a chance!

The real problem, the real frustration is who’s hitting at the plate, not who’s throwing to it.  A decent offense can mask a host of pitching problems.  The American League makes a living of going “all softball” in its lineups, leaving worries about pitching a distant second … or third.

The Phillies are currently hitting .239 (12th of 15 in NL) with 28 homeruns (9th), an OPS of .675 (14th) and 119 runs (12th).  Michael Young is the only regular hitting over .300 (.333).  After that, only Ryan Howard is batting over .270 (.272).  And despite his less-then-impressive batting average (.250), Domonic Brown is still tied with Chase Utley for the team lead in homeruns (6).

imagesThe crux of just how bad the offense is the fact that a team built to hit homeruns  is neither hitting homeruns nor hitting for average.

That’s what scares me the most about this season, not the pitching.

Worried? Yes … Ready to give up on the season? That could hardly be further from my mind!

There are still 129 games left … or four times the number of games already played.  That’s a long climb for the rest of the National League, just as it will be for the Phils.  A lot can happen …

It’s more than enough time for the Phillies’ bats to get their act together; the pitching rotation figured out; and to make a move into the thick of the NL East race.

Or not …

But I’d give second thoughts to launching yourself over the edge of the cliff this soon.

Oh, Danny Boy

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Daniel J. Shortall passed away on Thursday, April 25 after a rather sudden, devastating, and senseless illness.

My cousin was but 47 years-old.  Much too young to leave his family and friends; he was one of the youngest of a rather large herd of cousins, who trace their roots through a double-digit sized brood of Shortalls, who lived in the Germantown section of Philadelphia.

As with many Irish Catholic families, the playing of Danny Boy is often a part of saying goodbye.  That his name was actually Danny made this particular rendition – in bagpipes no less – so much more poignant.

But truth be told, I didn’t know Danny very well.  Being a decade younger than me, I was more familiar with his older brothers and sisters.  Much of what I do know about him came from studying the array of pictures, now popular at many viewings and funerals, that attempt to present a mosaic of the deceased’s life.

It gives visitors a sense of who the person was; what they loved to do; and who they loved.  Personally, I believe part of it’s value is giving surviving family members a chance to relive those moments that meant so much to them and the loved one they have lost.

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Danny in front of
“Touchdown Jesus!”

In any case, the biggest single thing I learned was that Danny really, really, really liked the University of Notre Dame‘s football program!  A rite of passage for many Irish Americans …

For this side of my extended family, who trace their roots through a double-digit sized brood that inhabited the Germantown section of Philadelphia up until the 1960s, Fighting Irish football was THE football outlet, long before the professionals became local headliners.

My father had the ND bug; and although it didn’t take with me, it certainly did with my brother.  At times it is so strong, you can almost hear the “Rudy” chant!

Throughout the years as with many large families, it becomes a practical impossibility to keep tabs on everyone, let alone maintain close ties.  Several cousins have tried to hold regular gatherings in the past.  It works for a while, then the demands of Life take over and those good intentions slip away.

Then the only time you see each other is at funerals.

After reading through this several times, as is my habit before I post, I realize I haven’t said much of anything about Danny.  That’s a bit sad – I guess – yet honest given the circumstances.

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What I can conclude about Danny is this …

One measure of a life lived is the people who have come to love and respect you in the course of your travels.  If a person has interacted with those whose paths they have crossed with Honesty and Sincerity, the people you touched will honor you when you depart this earthly existence.

From the number of people who came to pay their respects this past Tuesday and Wednesday, Danny Shortall was greatly respected and incredibly loved!

Diet by App – April 30

What have I lost lately?  an African Penguin weighs 11 lbs.

What have I lost lately?
an African Penguin weighs 11 lbs.

The continuing saga of Better living through the Lose It! iPhone app.

Starting weight:  236 (Feb 18)

Goal Weight:  200

Plan:  Lose one-and-a-half pounds a week

Daily Calorie Budget:  1940 (Started at 2020/day)

Goal Achievement:  August 3 19 24

Weight on April 10:  228.0

Weight today:  225.0

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Have come to the realization this project is simply going to progress in fits and starts, often with absolutely no inkling which way I’m “progressing”.  There are times when I can feel I am making progress (or lack thereof) as confirmed by that flat little Judge Numeric, who hides rodent-like under the sink in the bathroom.

Have also learned that how I feel is not a reliable indicator of said progress (or lack thereof).  On some days – like today – when I expected the Scale Judge to weigh-in disapprovingly on my latest efforts, I am pleasantly surprised.  Judge Numeric and my self-conscience, Judge O’Self are smiling most approvingly at my lower Earth density value (down 3 lbs since April 10).

The white-fronted marmoset not only weighs 11 pounds, that face looks eerily familiar.

The white-fronted marmoset not only weighs 11 pounds, that face looks eerily familiar.

My best guess is the awakening Spring – particularly the yard work that begs of me – has much to do with my slightly tighter belt cinch.

No shocker to anyone, who regularly visits, that I am just a tad OCD about how the outside of the house looks, particularly that lush green magic carpet ride of which I sometimes write of here.  My anality over grassidity is a nagging impetus that requires quick attention … like so many other naggings in my life.  Though it’s really just a stimulant – as is a warming sun and the smells of Spring – to get into motion and throw off the cobwebs of Winter.

And it gets me out of the house.

Besides I had a list of lawn projects and treatments and cleanup and general landscape …

Yes, Virginia, it can ALWAYS look better!

But enough about that in other posts.

Murder at Citizens Bank Park

csi2bThe Phillies are killing me!  They’re killing a lot of things lately … except of course opposing pitchers.

It’s bad enough the Philadelphia Phillies on most nights look like they couldn’t hit their way out of a wet paper bag.  The pain I feel when they make the call to the bullpen at Citizens Bank Park and Chad Durbin answers the phone is becoming unbearable.  My angst when men are in scoring position with Ben Revere in the on-deck circle brings on fits of nausea.

I’m might still be a long way from giving up on this season.  But the early going has been difficult and frustrating.  And yet all of this early season negativity would be manageable if the Phillies would just do one thing for me …

Stop killing The Schmitter!!

h-and-j-mcnallys-the-schmitter-philadelphia-600What little joy I get from sitting in the freezing cold; watching the Phillies bats make #5 starting pitchers look like Cy Young Award candidates are those two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame …

Oops … Wrong sandwich …

Yes, yes, yes … I get it!  At 800+ calories, The Schmitter is only a step away from shooting up an IV bag of pure cholesterol!  Any Nanny images-1State Mayor – a la Mr. Nutter or NYC’s Michael Bloomberg – would be tempted to forego their campaigns to outlaw oversized soft drinks if they had a shot of putting a sandwich like The Schmitter out of business.

Perhaps in a fit of civic service, The Phillies have decided to do their dirty work for them.

The McNally’s Tavern creation of steak, fried salami, cheese, onions, tomato and special sauce (There’s ALWAYS special sauce!) stuffed into a kaiser roll is your typical ballpark bacchanal.  Yep … 800+ calories posing as The Key to Good Living.  It will just be a few less years of living it.

But I’m OK with that, because to me it’s Comfort Food!

Most importantly Comfort Food is crucial when very little of what’s going on in between the white lines on the field is making anyone feel comfortable!  I indulge but a few times a year, knowing a steady diet of such bacchanalia is not a recipe for long life.

Went to our first game in our plan last Saturday night (April 20).  It was cold.  Cliff Lee couldn’t find the plate without hitting a Cardinals’ bat.  The Phillies -on the other hand – left their bats in the clubhouse.  The spousal unit was cocooned in a Phillies snuggie; and just looking for a reason to bail out for the warmth of the car ride home.

At least my beers weren’t going warm!

images-2When I walk into the Citizens Bank Park,  I walk right past the new Schmitter concession and almost threw an aneurism when I saw what had replaced the McNally’s concession beneath the left field escalator.  Donuts and fried chicken?!?

When I found out The Schmitter had simply been moved to another concession, a weight the size of Cole Hamels‘ ERA was lifted from my chest!

So after three rather cold and disheartening innings I decide … It’s time!  I wander over to see The Schmitter’s new locale and grab a little in-game meal.

images-3My introduction to The Mistake by the Gate!

First off, that smoky flavor that lingers in the air like a wet ashtray is … well … a wet ashtray. The concession gods actually placed one of the best ballpark food concessions right next to the Corral of the Damned!  The place where lungs go to die, whether you’re intentionally inhaling or just standing nearby trying to get your Schmitter fix.

Nice move, Phils.  I guess an EPA Superfund site wasn’t available?!?

And it gets worse …  The new locale appears to lack the work space and productive capacity needed for the Supply Side to meet the Demand Side of the Happiness Equation!

The line was long.  It moved way too slowly, especially when the process and its participants seemed disjointed and barely interested.  The counter movements were so slow, by the time you were lucky enough to have that $9 sandwich handed over, it was barely warm enough to register as cooked food.

imagesI know by now – after 57 years – that all things change, whether you want them to or not, with no regard for how said change will affect you.  Yet you would think ONE THING that by most non-medical measures was good – if not good for you – would remain as reliable as Chase Utley on the base paths.

OK … Bad comparison …

Those damn chicken-stuffed donuts better be good!

Horsham’s Big Wait

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Horsham LRA Redevelopment Plan – Land Use Plan, Option D

Over a year has passed since the Horsham Local Redevelopment Authority (HLRA) completed its first major tasking in deciding the future of the 862-acre question mark formerly known as the Naval Air Station-Joint Reserve Base Willow Grove (located entirely within Horsham Township, Montgomery County, PA).

As someone who took a rather vocal interest in the potential future of the airbase – particularly its runway and the possibility of an airport – I decided it’s time to see where we are in the process and to take a gander at the base’s admittedly murky future.

The HLRA effort resulted in the submission of a redevelopment plan intended to demonstrate to the Federal Government the recognized Local Redevelopment Authority‘s ability to take charge and execute a plan for the base’s property that would address the needs of the surrounding community.  It’s important to note that any local government entity or planning organization could have applied for LRA status during the initial stages of the Base Realignment and Closure (BRAC) process.  Horsham residents should be mindful that smart local leadership jumped at the opportunity to form the Horsham LRA organization and preserved local control over those decisions that will shape the property’s future.

Where are we now?

For the year that has passed since the HLRA submitted its redevelopment plan all meaningful action has been in the hands of the U.S. Navy as it gathers data; analyzes the work of the HLRA; and prepares an Environmental Impact Statement (EIS).  The EIS is intended to promote informed decision-making on the part of the Federal Government when it comes to actions that will affect local communities.  The EIS is intended to set forth the positive and negative effects of any redevelopment decision through the detailed analysis of several scenarios.

imagesFor this reason the EIS – in the case of NAS-JRB Willow Grove – will look at four potential versions for redevelopment of the property.  In addition to the 1) HLRA-approved version, it will also evaluate 2) a denser version of the HLRA plan; 3) the pros and cons of doing absolutely nothing with the property; and 4) the locally unpopular potential of employing the runway and former base as an airport.

For those like me, who oppose an active private/commercial airport in the middle of Horsham, that last alternative might sound a bit alarming.  However, the EIS is intended to address all reasonable versions of redevelopment in one comprehensive evaluation.  Therefore, the EIS will have to address the broadest range of redevelopment options, including its use as an airport.  This does nothing to change the official HLRA position that an airport is out of the question.

Do not mistake an Environmental Impact Study as one limited to the impact of hazardous waste dumping on the ecological environment.  An EIS will certainly deal with those ecological issues.  More importantly, it will also address the social and economic impacts on the community of future business and residential development, the addition of roads through the airbase property, and any potential impacts to threatened species or historical sites (if applicable).

What does all this mean (Part 1)

First and foremost it means that this EIS process will take a very long time to complete.  As anyone who has dealt with or worked for the Federal Government knows, EVERYTHING takes a long time; and naturally, the timeline gets longer in direct relation to the complexity of the task.

Back in December 2012 the BRAC Program Management Office Northeast held a public presentation on the EIS process, where community comments and questions were solicited.  At that meeting the BRAC PMO estimated that it would take 12-18 months to complete the study.  Translation: Maybe they will complete it in 18-24 months … if we are lucky.  My expectation is not to see the EIS completed until sometime in 2015.

That’s not intended as a knock on the BRAC PMO’s office.  It’s more a recognition of just how complex and necessarily time-consuming a study of this magnitude is.  It’s also an acknowledgement that a study of such importance really should be as complete, as thorough, and as well-documented as possible.

What does all this mean (Part 2)?

The Government’s timeline – of course – directly impacts the HLRA’s ability to move forward on development of the base property, since no action can be taken until such time as the Navy officially disposes of the property.  The Navy has the option – once the EIS is completed – to negotiate grants of the conveyances included in the HLRA redevelopment plan or to attempt to dispose of the property themselves.

More on that later, but suffice it to say, that this will also take a good bit of time to complete.  And in the meantime, no one will be allowed access to the base who are not there with the express approval of the U.S. Navy.

You can't get any more Horsham than this!

You can’t get any more Horsham than this! (Photo by Geoff Patton for Montgomery Media)

The point here is that you can expect to continue to see the airbase property deteriorate … grass growing high; buildings falling apart; roads and fences in disrepair; etc.  These conditions would exist regardless of whether or not Horsham wants to redevelop the base; whether it was allowed to become an airport; or even whether Ed Rendell’s Federal Emergency Management/Homeland Security plan had successfully preempted the HLRA redevelopment.  Applicable BRAC law prevents any non-federal access to the property until such time as the BRAC process plays out completely.

This will not be a pleasant time for the Township or its citizens.  But the issue – insofar as it relates to the physical conditions at the base – are outside the control of Horsham Township or the HLRA.

That’s important to remember if anyone suggests this situation would be different if only Horsham had agreed to turn the base into an airport!  It’s simply not true.  The base would look exactly the same as it does today even if Horsham had fallen for the shortcomings of The Airport Promise!

Those who consider this timeline unacceptable should keep in mind the delays in redevelopment progress caused by then-Governor Ed Rendell’s FEMA/HSA initiative.  Though admirable in the opinion of this Horsham resident, the end effect of that attempt was a significant delay in the BRAC process.

How will all this play out for Horsham?

This is crystal ball time!  There are many, many possibilities and a multitude of permutations resulting from those possibilities.  The quick, dirty answer is that – like most sophisticated, comprehensive plans – if and when the U.S. Navy agrees to convey the property to the HLRA, that detailed HLRA redevelopment plan could very well end up in the trash.

No development can take place without interested developers and the funding to make it happen.  And unfortunately, in its current condition the base has little-to-no value to the Township.  Between the necessary investment in infrastructure (roads, sewage and water, utilities, etc.); the limitations on usage imposed by its status as an EPA Superfund site; the need to raze buildings; and the question of what to do with the runway and tarmac areas, the costs of redevelopment to the Township would be exorbitant.

892 acres of Yet-to-be-Determined

892 acres of Yet-to-be-Determined (BRAC PMO photo)

The HLRA hopes to win approval to subdivide the NAS-JRB property into known-clean vs. known-contaminated sites in order to make those clean parcels more attractive to potential developers by removing the stigma of the Superfund label.

These same issues also restrict the Navy’s ability to sell it directly should they decide to dispose of the land themselves.  This is a common problem with BRAC-designated disposal properties of this type.  In the past, attempts by the military services to dispose of excess lands outside the conveyance to an LRA have met with little – if any – success.

Regardless of all the difficulties and challenges presented by the redevelopment,  Horsham made the correct decision in getting out in front of the NAS-JRB Willow Grove BRAC process.  By doing so, they ensured local community control over the future of a significant portion of Township acreage in a central location with the potential for a huge impact on the community’s future.

No one ever said it was going to be easy or cheap; and certainly no one suggested that it would be quick.  And with a little patience and an appreciation for the complexity of the task, Horsham Township will control the future of the NAS-JRB Willow Grove property and how that future impacts the people of Horsham!

Premature evaluation of 2013 Phillies …

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Cliff Lee, Master of Plate-tonics in two starts

Written before Monday’s game vs. Cincinnati Reds …

Twelve games … just 12.

The sample size might be too small to draw any significant conclusions; yet the nature of baseball, as the ultimate sport for over-indulgent spectators, demands we over-analyze at every possible moment.

Besides, I was always of the opinion that the first 10 games of the season will give you a sense of what a team looks like in the very early stages, and provides the absolute minimum for filling one’s irresistible desire to play the analyst and per chance sound like a fool.  Regardless,  here we go …

6-6 … and 4th in the NL East Division … a troubling 5 games out of 1st place already, mainly the result of a very hot start by the re-tooled Atlanta Braves.  The Braves have had their way with everyone they have faced this season except for Cliff Lee.  The good news is they just smacked around the Washington Nationals, the one team the Phightin’s no doubt also want to knock down a peg or two.

So long as they do so without losing sight of the Braves.

Speaking of Cliff Lee … What a difference a year makes!  In 2012, Lee did not see his first W until July!  That was partly the result of too many gopherballs (26 HRs in 211 IP) and an ERA north of 6.00 in June, but a general lack of run support was also an issue.

In this early season, Lee has been back to his usual rock-steady self, with 2 Ws in two starts, 14 strikeouts without a single base-on-balls, and a spry 1.08 ERA.

Kendrick with hot Survivor wife, Stephanie

Kendrick with hot Survivor wife, Stephanie

The part of the rotation not named Cole Hamels or Roy Halladay has been without major cause for concern.  Lee, Kyle Kendrick and John Lannan have combined for 2.83 ERA (41.3 IP, 13 ER), giving up only 5 walks over 30 strikeouts.  Halladay’s struggles are well documented; but Hamels’ starts had been unexpected stressors until his most recent outing against the offense-challenged Miami Marlins.  Cole did not get a win despite a good effort because – once again – the Phillies bats were disturbingly quiet.  Hopefully Hamels will shed that unsightly 7.56 ERA as the Spring season progresses.

The bullpen has been a Jekyll & Hyde issue altogether.  The back-end of the bullpen, including Antonio Bastardo and Phillippe Aumont has been more than adequate.  The middle relievers have been anything but relieving, unless you consider relieving the bases of inherited runners somehow a positive trait.

Just wishing Chad Durbin was still with Atlanta ...

Just wishing Chad Durbin was still with Atlanta …

One suspects the middle relief roles will flesh out in the weeks to come, with Rueben Amaro Jr.‘s unhealthy fascination with Chad Durbin falling by the wayside should the once-again Phillie not get his act together.  There are plenty of young, energetic arms at Lehigh Valley and Reading that could do at least as bad a job as Durbin and Raul Valdes should the two be unable to right their respective ships.

The offense’s output has been the biggest source of frustration, especially with men in run scoring position.  Michael Young is the only starter hitting over .300 (.347), although Chase Utley has been looking more and more like his old self, leading the team in RBIs and homeruns.

Ben Revere has done a very good job of looking like Jimmy Rollins in the leadoff spot without J.Ro’s homeruns.  But he has been stealing bases when he does get on, and his defense has been stellar, even spectacular on occasion.

Domonic Brown has shown his promise, but can he fulfill it this year?

Domonic Brown has shown his promise, but can he fulfill it this year?

Ryan Howard has been doing a good job of imitating Ben Revere without the speed, as he has yet to homer this season when the games started counting!  Domonic Brown and Laynce Nix have picked up some of the slack, but the Big Piece is going to have to start “driving for show” for this team to have any hope of competing into the long, hot days of the upcoming Summer.

With the Braves off to a hot start and the Nationals looking – on paper at least – like a better team than even the Braves, 6-6 might be OK for now; but significant improvement is needed for this season to continue to be worth watching.

Thankfully it’s way, way too early for any knucklehead with a blog to draw any conclusions!

Go, Phillies!

Diet by App – April 10

Two--week old lion cubs weigh about 8 pounds!

What have I lost so far? Two–week old lion cubs weigh about 8 pounds!

Starting weight:  236 (Feb 18)

Goal Weight:  200

Plan:  Lose one-and-a-half pounds a week

Daily Calorie Budget:  1969 (Down from 2,020 at the start)

Goal Achievement:  August 3 19

Weight on March 19:  229.4

Weight today:  228.0

Confession time … again …

I skipped one week of my extremely popular Diet by App updates so as not to expose my vast audience to another episode of Creepy Coconut Crab.  In short, it hasn’t been a real good dieting period.

Truth is, on Good Friday I stood at 227 pounds, down 9 for The Diet.  Then Easter weekend hit.  The boys – all three of them – were home, along with Michael’s charming wife, Janelle.  It’s a certifiable Life Event when we can get everyone in one place at the same time!

Sockeye salmon (foreground) also weighs in at 8 pounds of good eating!

Sockeye salmon (foreground) also weighs in at 8 pounds of good eating!

So take that Life Event and add in Carol’s penchant for making sure EVERYONE enjoys a momentous Easter sugar rush, including those on a diet, and violà!  Diet disaster …

It’s the Peeps!  They made me do it!

So now it’s two weeks later, and I’m trying to get back to where I was.  Not sure why it’s taken this long, considering I have been significantly under calorie budget for the two weeks since; but it has.

I suspect I’m still playing too loose with my calorie budget; and definitely eating the wrong things … still … in the evening hours.  I’m trying to change – or at least moderate – my snacking habit.  Every time I’m disappointed in my lack of progress, I am at least re-evaluating what I am doing and trying to change what I’m doing poorly.

The good news is … The Coconut Crab is history!

Cranky Man’s Lawn ’13: Cold Spring Stupor

lawn1Spring was still a rumor here in Southeast Pennsylvania up until this past Sunday afternoon.  Yet I remained skeptical until Monday, when I could actually feel Spring’s warm caress on my hair-challenged head without the benefit of three layers of insulating clothing.

Last Spring was recognized as one of the warmest in recent history.  Good if you like warm weather in March, not so good if you’re a climate alarmist.  But there was no problem this Spring worrying about frantic warnings of rising oceans, melting ice caps, and dying forests.  Everybody was too busy trying to keep warm … on Easter Sunday … in Southern Florida …

So, with Spring delayed what’s a Lawn Junkie to do?

For one thing, hopefully you didn’t jump the gun!

Observed several neighbors putting down lawn treatments LAST WEEK!  Way, way too cold for that to accomplish anything.  Few but the hardiest weeds have appeared and crabgrass season was still weeks away.  A little bit of rain and anything that rotary spreader was meant to accomplish was a wasted effort.

Such is the price of not paying attention.

The only piece of data to pay attention to this time of year is ground temperature, not air temp.  The only treatment you should even remotely prepare for – right now – is crabgrass. And it is still too cold for even a pre-emergent application.

Quite possibly, this weekend will be the first where a pre-emergent will be effective.  Look for the blooming of the forsythia!

lawn2Get your lawn clean-up done!  This is what my lawn looked like pre-cleanup.  The picture heading this post shows how it looked after three hours of raking, mowing, and trimming.

Found some weed infiltration along the edges of the lawn, which is common since the edges of a well-fertilized lawn is the only place generally where a weed seed can gain a foothold.  It’s best to try to eliminate them early to deny them the opportunity of spreading.

But it’s still too early for an effective weed ‘n feed application.  Let that go until the end of April at this point.  Instead, I expect to find a good weed product in spray form to hit those edge areas where weeds have popped up.

Just make sure whatever product you grab will not affect the grass around it.

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Note brown lawn across street. Just sayin’ …